SO ... What not to do to an African Violets

So there is a lot that a person needs to know to be able to care for an African Violet (Though unless you do something really stupid like forget to water them they are almost impossible to kill). So to help all you future African Violet owners out there here is a list of what not to do to an African Violet

What not to do to your African violets:

1. Don't get water on the leaves it will cause dead spots
2. Don't allow sucker plants to grow on the main stem of the plant
3. Don't try to grow them outside (they are indoor plants)
4. Don't place them in direct sunlight
5. Don't place them in dark areas
6. Don't use peat moss
7. Don't keep the plants' soil wet
8. Don't let the soil stayed dried out
9. Don't leave dead leaves or flowers on the plant
10. Don't subject your African Violets to sudden temperature changes
11. Don't run them over with your car (Just in case you thought you could ^o^)